Christmas Island

Jimmy Buffett Christmas Island Lyrics
1.Christmas Island

Lyrics:Lyle Moraine
Music:Lyle Moraine

Let's get away from sleigh bells
Let's get away from snow
Let's make or break some Christmas ? dear
I know the place to go
How'd you like to spend Chrismas on Christmas Island?
How'd you like to spend the holiday away across the sea?
How'd you like to spend Christmas on Christmas Island?
How'd you like to hang a stocking on a great big coconut tree?

Chorus:
How'd you like to stay up late like the islanders do?
Wait for Santa to sail in with your presents in a canoe
If you ever spend Christmas on Christmas Island
You will never stray for everyday your Christmas dreams come
true

Bridge

Chorus:
On Christmas Island your dreams come true


2.Jingle Bells

Arranger:Jimmy Buffett/Michael Utley

(Chorus)
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to run in a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun on Jah's cool run in a one horse open sleigh

We're dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
And o'er the fields we go
A laughing all the way
The bells on bob-tail ring
They're making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight

Chorus:

A day or two ago
I thought I'd make a run
To Port Antonio
I be cruisin' in the sun
The radio was loud
The chicken jerked and fried
And all I had to do that day was drive on the left side

Chorus:


3.A Sailor's Christmas

Lyrics:Jimmy Buffett/Roger Guth
Music:Jimmy Buffett/Roger Guth

A sail on the horizon's got a land fall rendezvous
The captain steers a well known course he steers her straight
and true
As he trims the sheets he sings a song he learned on boats and
bars
'A sailor spends his Christmas in a harbour 'neath the stars'

He's traveled through the doldrums, typhoons and hurricanes
He's logged a million soggy miles, with water on his brain
But Christmas is the season better suited for dry land
He'll tell some lies, meet some spies and dance barefoot in the
sand

Chorus:
A sailor spends his Christmas in a harbour on the hook
Cali, Calais no work today, let's shelve the old log book
The waterfront is reveling, the season has begun
A sailor spends his Christmas in a harbour having fun.

There's a party down at Le Select all music, rhum and cheers
Faces in the shadows, I haven't seen for years
The masts and shrouds are filled with lights 'neath the waning
of the moon
There's an air of celebration in the realm of King Neptune.

Chorus:

Instrumental bridge

Jesus was a fisherman who walked upon the sea
The North Pole is the ocean's remote frozen balcony
The continents keep drifting but the children sing and play
Cause nothing really matters after all it's Christmas day

Chorus:


4.Happy Christmas(War Is Over)

Lyrics:John Lennon/Yoko Ono
Music:John Lennon/Yoko Ono

And so this is Christmas and what have you done
Another year over; a new one just begun
And so this is Christmas, I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one, the old and the young
A Merry Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one without any fear

So this is Christmas, for weak and for strong
The rich and the poor one, the road is so long
So Happy Christmas for black and for white
The yellow and red one, and stop all the fight
A Merry Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one without any fear

So this is Christmas and what have we done
Another year over, a new one just begun
So Happy Christmas, I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one, the old and the young
A Merry Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one without any fear

Intstrumental

So this is Christmas and what have you done
Another year over; a new one just begun
And so Happy Christmas; we hope you have fun
The near and the dear one, the old and the young
A Merry Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one without any fear


5.Up On The Housetop

Arranger:Jimmy Buffett/Michael Utley

(Dude, share that wave with me)

Up on the housetop
Reindeer paws
Down comes good ole Santa CLaus
Down through the chimney with lots of toys
All for the little ones Christmas joys

Ho ho ho who wouldn't go
Ho ho ho who wouldn't go
Up on the housetop click click click
Down through the chimney with good St. Nick

Next comes the stocking of little Bill
Could you see what a glorious ??
Here is a hammer and lots of tacks
also a ball and a whip that cracks

Ho ho ho who wouldn't go
Ho ho ho who wouldn't go
Up on the housetop click click click
Down through the chimney with good St. Nick

(C'mon dude share the wave, it's Christmas
Celebratory celebratory)

Instrumental

Ho ho ho who wouldn't go
Ho ho ho who wouldn't go
Ho ho ho who wouldn't go
Ho ho ho who wouldn't go
Up on the housetop click click click
Down through the chimney with good St. Nick

(So they say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too.
Yea I got you a present)


6.Mele Kalikimaka

Lyrics:Alex Anderson
Music:Alex Anderson

Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian
Christmas Day
That's the island greeting that we send to you
from the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun will shine by day and all the stars aty night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you

(Take it girls)
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian
Christmas Day
That's the island greeting that we send to you
from the land where palm trees sway

Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun will shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you

Instrumental bridge

Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun will shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you

Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian
Christmas Day
That's the island greeting that we send to you
from the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun will shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas,
Merry Merry Christmas to you, Merry Merry Christmas to you


7.Run Rudolph Run

Written:Marvin Brode/Johnny Marks

Out of all the reindeer, you know you're the mastermind
Run run Rudolph Vixen can't be far behind
Run run Rudolph Santa's got to make it to town
Santa make him hurry; tell him he can take the freeway down
Run run Rudolph spinning like a merry go round
Said Santa to the boy child what would you be longing for
All I want for Christmas is a rock and roll electric guitar
Then away went Rudolph streaking like a shooting star
Run run Rudloph Santa's got to make it to town
Santa make him hurry; tell him he can take the freeway down
Run run Rudolph spinning like a merry go round

(go go go)

Said Santa to the girl child what would you be pleased most to
get
A little Barbie doll that can cry sleep drink and wet
Then away went Rudolph streaking like a Citation jet
Run run Rudolph Santa got to make it to town
Santa make him hurry; tell him he can take the interstate down
Run run Rudolph spinning like a merry go round
... round round round round round
Run run Rudolph Santa's got to make it to town
Santa make him hurry; tell him he can take the freeway down
Run run Rudolph spinning like a merry go round


8.Ho Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rhum

Lyrics:Jimmy Buffett/Ross Kunkel
Music:Jimmy Buffett/Roger Guth/Peter Mayer

Santa's stressed out as the holiday season draws near
He's been doing the same job now going on two thousand years
He's got pains in his brain and chimney scars cover his buns
He hates to admit it, but Christmas is more work than fun
He needs a vacation from bad decorations and snow
Mr. Claus has escape plans, a secret that only he knows
Beaches and palm trees appear night and day in his dreams
A break from his wife, his half frozen life
the elves and that damn reindeer team

Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum
Santa's run off to the Caribbean
He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum

Plastic creations and crass exploitations aren't good
He wants to go back to simple toys made out of wood
Just for the weekend he'd like to be Peter Pan
Get out his long johns and dance with a sword in the sand

Chorus:
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum
Santa's run off to the Caribbean
Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum

(Bridge)

Chorus:
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum
Santa's run off to the Caribbean
Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum

Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum
Santa's run off to the Caribbean
A week in the tropics and he'll be all right
Sporting a tan as he rides out of sight

(over the drums)
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night


9.I'll Be Home For Christmas

Written:Kim Gannon/Walter Kent/Buck Ram

I'll be home for Christmas
You can plan on me
Please have snow and mistletoe
And presents 'neath the tree.
Christmas Eve will find me where the love light gleams
I'll be home for Christmas if only in my dreams

Christmas Eve will find me where the love light gleams
I'll be home for Christmas if only in my dreams
If only in my dreams


10.Merry Christmas, Alabama(Never Far From Home)

Written:Jimmy Buffett/Matt Betton

Merry Christmas, Alabama
Merry Christmas, Tennessee
Merry Christmas, Louisiana
To St. Barths and the Florida Keys

Merry Christmas, Mississippi
Where I started this wild and crazy run
Such a long way from that first birthday
Merry Christmas, everyone

And Merry Christmas, Colorado
Though far from you all I have roamed
'Tis the season to remember
All the faces,
And the places that were home

'Tis the season to remember
And to count up all the ports of call I've known
And to thank his mercies tender
For I'm never far from home

(Instrumental)

Merry Christmas to my saints and guardian angels
Who protect me as I roam
'Tis the season to remember
All the faces
And the places that were home

Guess my life's moved at near light speed
Since I started this wild and crazy run
Such a long way from that first birthday
Merry Christmas, everyone

'Tis the season to remember
No we're never far from home
Merry Christmas, everyone.

**After Track #10
Jimmy Buffett reads Clement Moore's 'Night Before Christmas'